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You Better Watch Out, Bitch! Santa Sweatshirt & Hoodie

Retro Tough Santa in Leather Jacket · black crewneck sweatshirt or hoodie

$40

+ $8.79 standard US shipping · ships in 2–5 business days

Santa in a leather jacket and aviators, candy cane in his teeth, on a red and green 80s burst under chrome “You Better Watch Out — Bitch!” lettering. An adults-only funny Christmas shirt.

🎄 Order by Wed, Dec 9 for Christmas delivery in the US. Canada: order by early December.

  • Crewneck: Gildan 18000 heavy blend sweatshirt in black, 50% cotton / 50% polyester, classic fit
  • Hoodie: Gildan 18500 heavy blend hooded sweatshirt in black with a front pouch pocket
  • Front print about 11″ wide; unisex sizes S to 3XL
  • Original Radazoid artwork, printed to order and shipped from the US

Also on a T-shirt, from $26

Size chart
Gildan crewneck and hoodie (inches, measured flat)
SizeChest widthBody length
S20″27″
M22″28″
L24″29″
XL26″30″
2XL28″31″
3XL30″32″

Classic, relaxed fit. Between sizes, go with the smaller one for a trimmer look.

Made to order by our print partner. Most orders ship in 2–5 business days and arrive in 1–2 weeks. Shipping to the US and Canada. Damaged or misprinted? Email hello@radazoid.com within 30 days and we’ll make it right.

Questions about the You Better Watch Out, Bitch! Santa sweatshirt

What is the You Better Watch Out, Bitch! Santa sweatshirt?

An original Radazoid design on a warm black sweatshirt: Santa in a leather jacket and aviators, candy cane in his teeth, on a red and green 80s burst under chrome “You Better Watch Out — Bitch!” lettering. An adults-only funny Christmas shirt. Pick a classic crewneck sweatshirt or a hoodie with a front pouch pocket.

How much does it cost?

The crewneck sweatshirt is $40 and the hoodie is $46 in sizes S to XL; 2XL and 3XL cost a little more. Standard US shipping is $8.79 for one item, shown in your cart before you pay.

What sizes are available and how does it fit?

Unisex sizes S to 3XL in a classic, relaxed fit. Chest widths run 20″ (S) to 30″ (3XL), measured flat. See the size chart on this page.

What is it made of?

Gildan heavy blend fleece: 50% cotton and 50% polyester, soft and warm. Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low.

How long does shipping take?

Each sweatshirt is printed when you order it. Most orders ship in 2 to 5 business days and arrive in about 1 to 2 weeks in the US and Canada, with a tracking email when it ships.

Is it a good gift?

It is a cozy Christmas or birthday gift for anyone who grew up in the 70s, 80s and 90s. The same design also comes on a T-shirt and a coffee mug.

What if something is wrong with my order?

If an item arrives damaged or misprinted, email hello@radazoid.com within 30 days with a photo and we will replace it or refund you.

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